The Home of the Beeston Katz

The Home of the Beeston Katz

Er yes Dunc!! Back from Nice and seeing Greg + family, Kristina + Hobbit and er Tom......Lucky for them all is well in the Shire and that the pool works just fine. I was going do a little write up before I left again but didn't have time, so here it is with a Cali piece after.

France

Well to be honest I have two overriding memories of the trip, or should I say three. Firstly everyone is in very good sprits indeed, they are all very calm, relaxed and all doing splendidly. This made for a very enrichening few days of Katz stories, 'yes duncs', high fives and stories about school.

Secondly little James is a fooking legend, what a star. We were lucky enough to witness the boys' first few steps, what a delight to see! Frodo was his walking teacher and very skillfully helped him along as he started putting a few paces together. He would start walking downhill with Graham at his side and would put in about 10 meters non-stop before collapsing on his nappy and looking up for approval, a chorus of 'well done's' and 'who's a clever boy's' would follow along with some clapping and general delight, then confidence restored by this support he would get up on his little legs again and go for a second set. Walking up hill was still beyond him when I left but I am sure he will be doing the moonwalk before long. My Doris better beware, I want one.....

Finally, a word has to be said for the constant 'Cook-off' that Tom and I had, we were there for 2 days and we cooked 4 meals! In fact we didn't really do much else other than eat, prepare for the next meal, go get the food, cook, eat, drink and then pass out. I racked up a lot of booze and two pre 11PM snoozes on the sofa, awesome. Who said I can't last past midnight?

T'was a brilliant little stop-off before I had to head back to London to represent Pizarro stylee with my Cousin and husband. I wish I could have stayed for another two weeks.

Saturday I popped up to N19 for a quiet beer, some footy and surprisingly an awesome BBQ (get the theme here, I am a fatty) after the pub we went into Morrisons and came out with some top scran, Tony stepped in and made a feast from just five loaves of bread and some fish. JC would have been proud.

Tony and I chatted a bit, he's okay.

So Sunday came all too quickly, I had just started to get to know Marie-Angelica and her hubby Alex and I had to rush out and get a plane. Somewhat annoying but really not that bad thinking about it.........

U to the S of A

So that brings me to almost the present day, I got on the flight early enough and was rather unfortunately sat between two old ladies (more) of that later.

I managed, somehow, despite looking like an arab terrorist in the humble and rather ignorant mind of Heathrow's finest Customs Staff, to make it on to the plane without being searched or stopped in any 'random' searches and with an unopened 2lt bottle of Evian and some contact drops. Now tell me if I am wrong but I was sure that for flights to the U to the S of A one still couldn't take these on? Well I wasn't trying to break the rules rather I forgot as they were in my WHSmith bag along with the Economist, Sunday's Observer and a copy of Edge. Anyhow I made it on no problems, and all on the 10th September.....very lax indeed.

Once, I was through playing the international terrorist, I got to my seat and reaslied that I should have checked in sooner and chosen a better seat. The old ladies wouldn't ordinarily upset me but they were of the 'I-am-scared-by-flying-old-fusty-nothing-is-good-enough-and-technologically inept kind'. Okay, before someone complains, you all know I am a tolerant person and really the one on the left was fine except the incessant blessing herself on take off and landing, but the one on the right was properly annoying. She kept asking me to explain how the in-flight entertainment worked and asked me to get her back from the overhead storage like a million times. Imagine how many times that can happen in 10 hours........now you know what it was like.

Anyway I still managed to get 4 films in and a little kip before I landed which was top. Since I landed I've not done too much really, got 13 hours in last night to combat the jet-lag (Pizbot 1 - 8 hours difference 0) and chatted with Alfredo, he says 'hi' to everyone by the way, he remembers you all very fondly and still even remembers your names and nick names. Impressive if you ask me.

Today got up early, had breakfast and mucked about on the internet (can you tell), and planned the next few days. Tomorrow we're off to San Francisco for a walk about and to meet a Swedish friend of mine, as well as to go out on the lash, Wednesday I'll go to Santa Cruz for some surf action (Wales was top, we have to do that again) and I am not sure what I'll do at the end of the week. We'll see.

Hope everyone is well, I got a Skype account too, so I'll be on the dog for a chat too.

The Gardener.

The D.L. on the D.P.

One of the most important members of the Women’s Studies production crew is the Director of Photography, Aaron Shirley. If co-producer Cindy Marie Martin is my right hand, then Aaron is the left one. Last week, thanks to the wonderful technology of the “interweb,” we had the following conversation. Hopefully, people will still take us seriously as filmmakers after reading it.

LONNIE:
So, what are you doing at this very moment?

AARON:
I'm halfway through mastering/QC-ing an eight hour government retirement video. I think I'm going to die.

LONNIE:
Sounds horrifying. Why submit yourself to that?

AARON:
Well, I love horror.

Also, I discovered way back in college that I was a masochist, so I majored in filmmaking. It's an expensive and devastating habit that I've functioned with for over fifteen years. I've thought about trying to make a living doing something else, but then my skills would get rusty. Filmmaking is kind of like a cross between martial arts and heroin. In this area, the two main types of paid filmmaking work you can get are "boring" and "annoying." That's where the masochism comes in. I chose "boring".

The third reason is the satisfaction of helping to teach over 200,000 postal employees how to manage their retirement, at least until the tax laws change again.

LONNIE:
What if the tax laws change before you finish the video?

AARON:
I'm actually laughing as I contemplate the ramifications. In the end, I guess the same thing would happen as it would any time the laws change: We start the whole six month process over again.

LONNIE:
So, Women's Studies (the film): Pro-Life Conspiracy or Anti-Woman Propaganda?

AARON:
All the internet buzz has me thinking it's a tasty mix of both.

LONNIE:
No. See, you're supposed to emphatically defend the film. "It's cinematic genius! A celebration of womankind! Better than Cats!"

AARON:
I think my retirement video will be better than Cats, so Women's Studies should be better than Cats hands down. (Jombie cat? What the heck does that even mean?) Not only do I hate Cats, but right now I hate cats too. When I got home last night, one of mine had gotten into my editing room and ransacked the place. The other five were just staring at me like they knew I was going to freak out. My stuff is everywhere! I can't even go in there. I never want to go in there again. Is this all really going up on the internet?

LONNIE:
Yes. What were you saying about Women’s Studies politics?

AARON:
What I meant to say before was that it plays on the right-wing's fears of what empowering women might lead to, but shows what the left-wing might secretly fantasize about.

LONNIE:
Name your three biggest creative influences, off the top of your head.

AARON:
Hmm, I'm going to divide this between filmmakers and non-filmmakers.

Non-filmmakers:
-Salvador Dali
-Kurt Vonnegut
-Skinny Puppy

Filmmakers:
-Stanley Kubrick
-David Lynch
-Roman Polanski

LONNIE:
Are there going to be melting clocks and a black monolith in Women's Studies?

AARON:
No, but I am happy to report there will be a mansion with a secret, evil cult that is infiltrated by an outsider.

LONNIE:
Are you talking about Eyes Wide Shut, Blue Velvet, or Rosemary's Baby? I guess Repulsion would work too, though there's no cult.

AARON:
The correct answers are: Women's Studies, Eyes Wide Shut, The Ninth Gate, and Mulholland Drive. Curiously, the other movies you mentioned use apartments, not mansions. That brings me to an interesting theory about Roman Polanski's films. Almost all of them either have apartments or a mansion. I think Oliver Twist is his first film to have both. I can only think of two of his films that didn't have either: Knife in the Water (small sailboat) and Death and the Maiden (country bungalow).

LONNIE:
You know, I was going to mention The Ninth Gate instead of Rosemary's Baby, but was ashamed to admit I actually sat through the whole movie.

AARON:
The Ninth Gate was a misunderstood masterpiece. I actually liked it better than The Pianist. (I’m not saying it was a better film, just more “Polanski-ish.”) As a side note, how's this for my film geek cred: I saw The Pianist opening night with $750 worth of Polish zlatys in my pocket. Pirates! was misunderstood too. Now, the most pure 'Polanski' film is The Tenant. It makes Repulsion look like a first year student film. Check it out if you haven't.

LONNIE:
You realize we're showing the world what huge movie geeks we are, right?

AARON:
I thought that was the point.

LONNIE
So, what you're saying is no one should be surprised when Women's Studies looks like a Polanski film?

AARON:
Polanski changes color and light drastically from film to film, but one of his signature “looks” is his use of pan and tilt (from a tripod) to emulate the movement of the human eye across a scene. I'm currently working on a small crane that will emulate the movement of a human walking around a scene. (Most cranes use arcing movement which is not how humans move.) At the same time, the operator still has full tripod-like pan and tilt at the end of the crane for the eye-like movement. Psychologically, the viewer should feel like they're standing/walking right there in the room.

LONNIE:
Speaking of lighting, can you talk briefly about a few of your ideas for Women's Studies?

AARON:
Glad you asked. I have a couple of ideas in mind, but my current favorite is a concept I've been developing for a year or so. I've been studying amateur digital portrait photography on personal profile web sites. There's a lot of bad stuff out there but when it's good, it's fascinating, because it's very original and makes personal images for each person.

LONNIE
A MySpace lighting design? Surely, you must be joking.

AARON:
I never joke, and don't call me "Surely.” (It's Shirley.)

LONNIE:
I knew I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

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