Friday, March 28, 2008

The end of March

yepp. the end of march is here

anyw,  comments on PW anyone?
track1 sucksh!t?


yea so we did some sianz presentation

CHECK OUT THIS RARE SHOT

Anu gives the VERY SIAN closed eye look!
Apparently she teaches with the same legendary style woahz


Diedie was feeling retardded...


While papa felt horny in the LT. Eh no.. Disgusting i mean.
So sorry if got vomit out all your food


Then abit sian. So go KAP eat lor.


Next day.. Tues..

BY POPULAR DEMAND! MR ONG yanchanghui ENCORE.
LIVE SPECIAL IN CLASS TUTORIAL SESSION


Close eyed singing. Mikeless this time la.


Gygi yibian eat hawtdog yibian enjoy the yanchanghui



Even Mr ong is happy with poplarity

Back to lesson, Mr Ong attempted pulling down the projector screen.
Pulled so hard till it sounded quite loud. And made Annie the AVrep scream

Mok laughing at Mr ong pulling the screen with such force



Gygi using Mengge's answers to get chocolate.
Now we know why she got so many la.


Shuzong your hair is sibei nice la.


HUH REALLY? I think so too.


Until he realised that tantalisyn was sitting at the side tantalisingly liu.kou.shui


He decided to take it on his own life.
Easy la jinlong. You still have your ahlian - regina


Our jap friends sat there laughing..


While professor mok and cheap labour-assistant tim played pool during chemistry


And wenmu^3 experimenting some new china brain technology aft the prev time of head-to-head information transfer failed to be fully efficient


Next Day... Even weirder...


Darling, love you! Eat my Aixin mianbao.


Wah lao. Whats with the thumbs up?


altho behind every successful man is a zhai woman, but then everytime only show zhuoxuan's back oso not too nice rite?




LIFENG! Daniao climb onto their heads already u still don care?


We play handphone game with jap tomodachi


And dan-san juggled balls LIVE! what greatness la


There was new Qiaoen-Gongqing scandal..

After class we super hungry. go eat prata.
got interesting events!


PLEASE REMEMBER the approx positions of the love triangle before continuing.
This facilitates your understanding when u see the eye/head/body positions of the 3 later on


Blink blink glitter glitter.
regina trying to shock jinlong with her charm


"Look what look. eat your food la"
Jinlong tells the person to his left in the meanest tone i eva heard. Srsly.


Poor lisyn. Now suffering from yesterday conflict la.
Even have to eat prata on bench now

Sigh. Couples' squibble. Helps strengthen the dr/dt. relationship over time. Please rem!


NEXT DAY. Alvl holidays. A few of us going to mama house. Mug+play session


At KFC!


To quote mark. Zinger is amazingest!


Jinlong boards bus with yanqi


Lisyn. you poor thing! Seems like r/s takes time to heal.


Why not learn a lesson from us?


Finally. At the zai villa


Lisyn decided to be a hua chi. Literally


So we mugged...


And sang KTV..


While there was still something bewtween yanqi and jinlong.
[yanqi! lisyn is not transparent!]


But guess they finally patched up! Yays! sings together!


SUPER SPECIAL!
"Wu Ding" by all of us




CLICK HERE for vid@youtube if load frm this small screen is choppy.

Hope you enjoyed it as much as we do! XD

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Televised Football

Once upon a time, in a land that has come to be referred to as ‘the 1960s’, one could sit down on a Saturday evening, and enjoy the simple pleasure of watching football highlights. It was basic, decent, honest, but most importantly, it was not a struggle. Millions of people up and down the land would simply sit and let the delights of a mud-soaked Brighton & Hove Albion drawing 0-0 with Aston Villa wash over them. The commentator would have no need for hyperbole, would not refer to a pass as an ‘offload’, or to a clean-sheet as a ‘shut-out’, and they most certainly would not talk about ‘the Makélélé role’. A simple voice, 22 men running their heart out for their local club, and a field that can only be described as a poor man’s Somme – lovely stuff. Post-match analysis was also reassuringly clean-cut; it would consist of a well-spoken man, whom had a strong vocabulary, simply grinning after the Brighton/Villa clash and saying “well played both teams, great stuff there, up next… Plymouth Argyle versus Queens Park Rangers”.
Unfortunately, somewhere down the line (let’s say… after Thatcher? She is a villain of the necessary cartoon proportions), the BBC and BSKYB decided that this kick-ass formula needed a revamp. It needed to be sexed up, flashy, big business – coincidentally all the characteristics of people who benefited under Thatcher (cow). At first however, I must admit, it was ok. The BBC launched the dynamic duo of Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson, and BSKYB gave us Andy Gray and his insights into managerial tactics. Former players, with a good grasp of their native language, and a straightforward manner of communicating to the general public what managers expected of a flat-back four.
But with TV executives being what they are, they couldn’t settle on what was an acceptable update. SKY started running war-metaphor advertisements, in which managers and players are hyped as gladiators. I have seen Frank Sinclair play against Cardiff City, and I can assure you my dominant thought was not “bloody hell, Ridley Scott missed a trick here”.
The BBC executives on the other hand, seemed to develop a voracious appetite for employing former players to do the Hansen/Lawrenson role, an appetite we can thank for giving publicly funded punditry careers to such stars as Lee Dixon, Gavin Peacock, and (I shit you not) Iain Dowie. For those of you not familiar with Iain Dowie’s football skills here are some stats; in 3 years for QPR, Dowie scored 2 goals………… Iain Dowie was a centre-forward.
Indeed, it seems that the BBC has forgotten the key prerequisite for being a television pundit; good presentation and oratory skills. What we now have however, are poor former players grasping at the use of metaphor and simile, in the manner of a child grasping desperately at an allusive shiny balloon. An example will illustrate this best. Here is how Iain Dowie recently described Wayne Rooney’s immaculate ball control skills:

“It’s like he has got velvet gloves on his feet”

What? I mean seriously, what are you saying? Shall we find out together fellow ranters? So Dowie’s claim is that Rooney’s ball control makes it seem as though velvet gloves cover his feet. Firstly, the foot equivalent of a glove is a sock, and Rooney was wearing two socks when he controlled the pass – Dowie’s simile is inherently stupid. Secondly, since when did velvet gloves become the finest material for increasing grip on gloves? I recently asked a construction site worker if he would like to come with me and give velvet a try, and I woke up on a drip. The suggestion seemed offensive to him. “Lay off Dowie!” I hear you cry, “Give that gimp Peacock what-for!” you demand.
Firstly, Gavin Peacock likes to say “I’m just going to run the analysis”. What he means is he will run the video, and analyse it. I know this seems picky, but you can’t be too careful when dealing with a mega-brain like Gavin Peacock. Most importantly however, he seems to be unaware that he is on a television programme, or more accurately, what television actually does. The beauty of television is that it affords the viewer the opportunity to visually appreciate what is going on ‘at the other end’, and enjoy the beauty of moving pictures. Peacock however will continually pause footage in order to draw circles around the number of players ‘behind the ball’, then count the circles, and then forever conclude that ‘Bolton came today to disrupt Arsenal’.
Or he will stop footage, and then draw arrows showing where players will next move, in order to illustrate ‘pressure on the forwards’. Thanks Gav, but without the pause and the arrows I would have figured it out myself by watching it happen anyway. He is rendering moving pictures and one of the 20th century’s great inventions obsolete.
Maybe he and Lee Dixon are secret agents, bringing TV down from the inside, revolutionaries on a quest to see radio and the spoken word brought back to the fore of British culture. Or maybe they have been placed on MOTD as a tester for the BBC’s new primetime show How Not to Orate, or What Not to Say, I which two women with an overt sexual chemistry tell people that they ‘speak stupid’, and that this is the reason nobody wants to sleep with them.
I realise that maybe I have ranted too much, but I leave special mention for the superstar ITV pundit – Andy Townsend. However bad the BBC gets, you can be sure that ITV will plunge deeper. During the coverage of the FIFA World Cup 2006, or ‘Blatterfest’, Dutch football legend Ruud Gullit offered the opinion that Spain’s football failures were a consequence of apathy on the part of the many regional allegiances that its players have, and that players from political rivals Barcelona and Madrid did not want to mix. This was too much for Townsend to accept, who interjected with this nugget of diplomacy;

“What?! That’s ridiculous; the coach ought to sort that out!”

Idiot. It is no surprise that in previous years ITV deployed the ‘tactics truck’, which was a van directly outside the stadium in which Townsend would watch the game, and from which he would give his half time analysis. I should imagine Townsend did not see the inequality of the situation, despite the fact he was in a Ford transit in an empty NCP, whilst the rest of the gang would be inside the 80,000 strong San Siro. Then again I don’t think he actually knew what a tactics truck was, seeing as tactics and vehicles are two concepts that go way above his head.
So please TV executives up and down the land, stop this madness and give back the decency to football. Please shorten MOTD, so that 50 something’s of Britain can wait less time to join their partner in bed and not have sex. PUNDITRY HAS GONE TOO FAR.

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

MOMG!

I was in the process of doing Chemical Bonding tutorial until i decided to give up and add on to the class blog archive. OMG why is Chemistry so crazy? I bet you geniuses out there -stares at TimTay- are laughing at my statement, i cannot understand how you geniuses out there can eat Chem like a piece of cake, it is unimaginable.

Anytime, anywhere and under any condition i would prefer Physics man! Chem is like totally cannot visualise and god knows what bonds these tiny particles that you cannot even see which you call molecules have? Ok, enough of Chem flaming before it starts to get oxidised.

By the way, let me focus this post on the newest class scandal:
Do you agree that the Newest Class Scandal is true?

Yes, I agree to a large extent.

SOURCE A





A series of photographs taken by Leon Ho on the Latest Class Scandal.


Oh my tian!? What is the credibility of the source? Photographs, as we know, are primary sources, hence, extremely useful in proving the photographer's stand. From the provenance of the source, we know that the photographer is Leon Ho, a famous stalker notorious of stealthily stalking people, especially girls by the nickname of Mayonnaise and Soybean, hence, what he managed to capture would be the true situation of what is happening at that point of time between TanLisyn and HuangJinLong.

In the first photograph, JinLong's head is approaching Lisyn's, who is looking down shyly. From this, we can infer that tey are going for a kiss, but that could not be proven as the actual photograph of them kissing is absent. However, it is still useful as it shows us how JinLong's head is succumbing to Lisyn's intermolecular forces.

In the 2nd photograph, we can see that their heads are slightly more apart while Lisyn was still looking down shyly. From that, we can infer that they just finished with whatever they did, hence, showing there is indeed an intimate relation between TanLisyn and HuangJinLong.

SOURCE B


Lisyn: BAKA! If I have a Death Noth, I would write in "Annie"! GRR!
JM: Haha is Anastasia lah Lisyn! *shakes her head and smile off*

Photograph and caption by Dominic the CT rep.


Source B is useful in telling us about the New Class Scandal. From the provanance of the source, we know that Dominic the CT rep 办事效率高,以服务大众为己任 hence, his purpose would be to inform the class of the daily happenings, hence, extremely reliable. Source B shows JinLong and Annie having a casual chat, however, TanLisyn (beside JM) is staring at them with her killer eyes, mixed with jealousy and hatred. On closer observation, Dominic managed to capture the invisible lightning of fury released from TanLisyn's eyes, directing at Annie, as if sending an Infrared Ray over to Annie, warning her not to steal her love. TongZi also pointed at his own shocked expression when he saw Lisyn's reaction.

From this, we can see that Lisyn is jealous whenever JinLong talks to other girls, hence, we can infer that she eyes for JinLong, however, this source is not useful in the sense that it does not show us JinLong's view point on the issue.

SOURCE C



Photograph of Chen Zehong singing a song.


Source C is self explanatory. ZeHong always regarded TanLisyn as his "princess" and proclaimed to be her ideal boyfriend as he is 13cm taller than her. From the picture, we can see that Zehong is extremely sad and lost when he heard about the New Class Scandal. From simple derivation and lipreading, we shall relive the moment.

ZeHong: Princess 不要离我而去!黄金龙...每一段路,都是一种领悟~!不要~~

From this, we can conclude that Zehong is sadded by Lisyn's action. What actions can cause such distress in ZeHong? There can be only one possibility, that the New Class Scandal is true! =O

-Zachary