Tomorrow hath cometh!

Yay! You all can rejoice now; a new post! I haven't been blogging because I lead a sad and boring life therefore I have nothing to blog about. But today I have a very important thing to blog about!

WHAT I WANT FOR GSS

Very important you know! So you all can like you know buy the things I want as a tribute to the magnificent Jit.

But first! I want to complain! On Sunday I went shopping with Tantalizing Tammy cuz Topman was having a promotion; buy 2 items and your 2nd item is 40% off! So I went there with the intention of spending a lot...

And I saw a lot of nice things! Hurray for the Summer collections! So much bright colours... and so many shorts! I Like!

So I saw so many things I wanted... below are just 3 of the few items I wanted:

So nice right! Got more clothes that I wanted but I couldn't find their screenshots on the Topman website.

Yea so I was spoilt for choice! I spent 2 hours in the store trying out clothes and stuff, and had to make poor Tammy wait. But in the end...

I left empty handed!! Walao!!

And you know who I blame? I blame FAT PEOPLE! I couldn't buy anything, cuz all my sizes all gone already!! My waist size is 28-30, but then all the shorts all only left like 32 34 and onwards! Then the shirts also right, ALL the XS gone loh!

I'm aware that there are many other XS (extra sexy) guys like me who wear XS clothing, but I don't think there are THAT MANY loh! And then nowadays you walk down the streets, you see so many plump guys trying to wear shirts that are too small for them. You think very sexy meh!! If you're L (loser) sized, then wear L! If you're M (mediocre) sized, then wear M! Dun try to wear XS! Us XS people end up got nothing to wear you know?? Only left those ghastly M L XL sizes!

I hope those guys that aren't XS but steal our XS clothes get super fat man! Then they will never be able to wear OUR XS clothes again! I mean it is my BIRTHRIGHT!! I am of TRUE XS blood! I will not accept this discrimination against my kind! Hmph, seriously!

Yea so after I left Topshop empty-handed (Tammy bought 2 basic tops) I not happy so we went around looking for more things. I found a nice shirt from VOLT.A and I finally got a tote bag from Clique! Yay i'm in love with my new bag now, and some more right Clique the plastic bag very nice one you know; actually it's not even a plastic bag... they use some strange material that's very addictive to touch. And the bag says "Spend more. Live more."

Wah seh man! I now have that bag on my shelf in front of my bed. So now every morning I wake up, I feel INSPIRED! Spend more. Live more.

And I love the bags from http://www.charisasher.com/! Very affordable, price range is $80-$120 only! The currency there is in US$ but for some reason the price is the same in SG. That's where I got my new bag from, ohoho! So right, when GSS comes, and the bags go on some super discount, you all can buy a new bag for me! I will be very happy and I will personally say thank you to your face, wah seh.

That's all for this post! I know it's short, but like I said, my life is boring and uneventful. Blame the fat people!!

P.S. GSS in 23 days!! I WILL (try) NOT (to) SHOP TILL THEN!

P.P.S If you're fat and you feel insulted after reading this, NOT MY FAULT! I mean, who ask you get fat right? And at least you now know that you shouldn't be even THINKING of trying out M-sized clothes, much less XS! See, I actually care for you that's why I am telling you all this!

xoxo, Jit/Fatt/Virgin Tai