20 reasons COMPUTER is better than a GIRL

hahaha...

This is just a joke posting. I found it from indonesian largest forum, KASKUS.

DO you have a girl?? is she take care of you enough??

im afraid not.. cause i think your own computer can take care of you better.. lol

so..

just move on to the the topic

this is 20 reasons to proof that computer better than a girl..















1. Computer does not care how you look.

2. Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.

3. Computer always wait for you

4. Computer can’t have Sexually Diseases.

5. Computer never forgets your birthday.

6. Computer can’t compare you to previous user.

7. Computer did not accept calls from previous users.

8. Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”

9. Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”

10. Computer never start a conversation about marriage.

11. Computers don’t care if you’re married.

12. Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.

13. Computer is simply Start and Shut down.

14. You can share computer with friends.

15. Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.

16. Computer not shave his legs with your razor.

17. Computer will not call you 100 times a day.

18. You don’t need to say him that you love him.

19. Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.

20. Computer has a warranty.





btw

sorry if that was not so funny : P

see you next REAL post





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